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Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Power Glove!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You found the dead blue bird!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.